this is one of the many reasons i love having a toy piano


let’s bring this back

someone donated a dollar to my paypal for putting that post on my adventure time blog…. I’m going to make them a short cute sugarless gum comic when I get home ;)


behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

anyone wanna randomly donate 1300 to my paypal so I can pay off my dad? no? alright just… wondering…

anyone wanna randomly donate 1300 to my paypal so I can pay off my dad? no? alright just… wondering…


what stopping girl hate is about:

ending internalised misogyny and the prioritisation of men over each other

what stopping girl hate is not about:

expecting women of colour, disabled women and LGBTQA+ women to excuse racism, ableism, homophobia and transmisogyny simply because it’s coming from other women



/eats chimichangas three days in a row

/wonders why my stomach hurts all the time

/goes to the gym to try to cancel it out


me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image





Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill


it’s like fat girls need an excuse for existing. i’ve never seen a fat girl post a photo of herself in her underwear or bathing suit without explaining that she’s finally fed up with beauty standards and wants to love her own body. i’ve never seen a fat girl just post a photo of her body and be…

I showed that pic of that cockatiel having a shower to my mom and she was like “oh……. oh my god…… oh my goodness……… oh my god it’s enjoying that…….. oh my goodness”

All of this is typical girl-fear. Once you realize that The Exorcist is, essentially, the story of a 12-year-old who starts cussing, masturbating, and disobeying her mother—in other words, going through puberty—it becomes apparent to the feminist-minded viewer why two adult men are called in to slap her around for much of the third act. People are convinced that something spooky is going on with girls; that, once they reach a certain age, they lose their adorable innocence and start tapping into something powerful and forbidden. Little girls are sugar and spice, but women are just plain scary. And the moment a girl becomes a woman is the moment you fear her most. Which explains why the culture keeps telling this story.

Rookie, The Season of the Witch

For readings on the correlation in horror between puberty and the monstrous, see:

(via bluntlyblue)